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“Please stop…”

23 January 2009

"Please stop..."

He: So, what do you think?

She: Well, I was hoping for something a little more direct.

He: Like what?

She: Like, Stop backing into our fence, DUMBASS!

He: Well, we can’t antagonize whoever this is – they could actually do a lot of damage out of spite…

She: Mmmmmm.

He: …And, this sign does say that.

She: ???

He: “If you need help backing out, ring bell and we can assist you”. That’s calling them a dumbass – what kind of a loser can’t back out without assistance?

She: I guess you’re right.

   Because they are a dumbass.

He: Yes, Sweetheart, they are definitely a dumbass.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. 23 January 2009 9:02 am

    We have the same sort of problem with our mailbox, as does our neighbor. They’ve both been run into/run over several times. Maybe we should try the sign idea. 😉

  2. 23 January 2009 2:15 pm

    Wow – I didn’t realize there was someone who was doing that! I hope that sign makes them feel really really dumb(ass).

  3. 23 January 2009 2:41 pm

    I’m afraid the wording on my sign wouldn’t be anywhere near as polite as yours.

  4. Cateling permalink
    23 January 2009 4:59 pm

    No kidding, Katharine. Mine would be in raging-red paint, too.

  5. 27 January 2009 7:44 am

    The sign’s great, but I think you may find people still driving into it….. to read the fine print on the sign!

  6. Peaceable Imperatrix permalink*
    27 January 2009 1:55 pm

    Heh. The people who are doing it live right across the alley. They’ve walked over to read it. and then tell the Consort that ‘those people in little cars’ don’t do a good job backing out, when we have SEEN those 4×4’s smash into the fence. Sheesh. How dumb do they think we are?

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