A Friendly Word of Warning
If you happen to find yourself alone in the house in the early afternoon, and you decide to indulge in a mid-day bath; … If, while drawing this bath, you decide it would be fun to read that book of essays, which happens to be in the living room; … And if, already disrobed, you walk into the living room to take the book off the shelf,
I repeat–do not,
forget that the windows in this house have no sheer curtains.
For this said un-sheerédness will allow any passer-by to glance in and take a look at you in all your glory, requiring you to execute the fastest damned Stop, Drop, and Roll ever seen.